Riot Radio – Mastodon – Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

Be considerate to others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease!

Riot Radio is a daily(-ish) staff music pick.


2007’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters completely changed my life. No, not the movie itself, which was an entertaining enough extended episode of the stalwart Adult Swim series, but Mastodon’s contribution to the soundtrack, which was animated for the film’s intro.

I go to the movies A LOT, and every time I sit down at the theater I can’t help but have the Georgia Prog-Metallers’ beautiful fuck you to squirmers, kissers, talkers, bootleggers and babies in my head. I think they should play it before every movie, and send a giant anthropomorphic pretzel into the audience to enforce the rules with extreme prejudice. Don’t talk, watch!



Kevin Hawkey is the co-founder, head writer and editor of Riot-Nerd. He enjoys Fighting Games, Metal, Marvel, Horror and all the weird shit in between. A lifelong Philadelphian just as comfortable in a circle pit at Underground Arts as he is drooling over the new Hot Toys figures at Brave New Worlds, Kevin’s idiosyncratic sensibility gives this site it’s unique dichotomy between “riot” and “nerd”.
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